~~~~****** Lonely Hearts Adverts - what they REALLY mean****~~~~~~~
Athletic - No tits
30 something - 42
Fun - Annoying
Wild - Gets pissed easily
Beautiful eyes - Ugly face
Seeks knight in shining armour - Husband fucked off with younger woman
New age - Hairy, smelly fanny
Headstrong - Argumentative
Enjoys pubs and clubs - Alcoholic
Curvy - Fat bitch
Cuddly - Very fat bitch
Likes eating out - Lazy cunt
Career woman - Bitch
Professional - Complete bitch
Open minded - Slut
Free spirit - On drugs, fucked up
Passionate - Desperate for a shag
Old fashioned - No blow jobs/images/_common/forums/emoticons/' }
Athletic - No tits
30 something - 42
Fun - Annoying
Wild - Gets pissed easily
Beautiful eyes - Ugly face
Seeks knight in shining armour - Husband fucked off with younger woman
New age - Hairy, smelly fanny
Headstrong - Argumentative
Enjoys pubs and clubs - Alcoholic
Curvy - Fat bitch
Cuddly - Very fat bitch
Likes eating out - Lazy cunt
Career woman - Bitch
Professional - Complete bitch
Open minded - Slut
Free spirit - On drugs, fucked up
Passionate - Desperate for a shag
Old fashioned - No blow jobs
WOW !!!
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Location: Teddy's BBQ Place in Hello Kitty Land on Route 66
Posts: 9,786
View: My profile
Athletic - No tits
30 something - 42
Fun - Annoying
Wild - Gets pissed easily
Beautiful eyes - Ugly face
Seeks knight in shining armour - Husband fucked off with younger woman
New age - Hairy, smelly fanny
Headstrong - Argumentative
Enjoys pubs and clubs - Alcoholic
Curvy - Fat bitch
Cuddly - Very fat bitch
Likes eating out - Lazy cunt
Career woman - Bitch
Professional - Complete bitch
Open minded - Slut
Free spirit - On drugs, fucked up
Passionate - Desperate for a shag
Old fashioned - No blow jobs
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Athletic - No tits
30 something - 42
Fun - Annoying
Wild - Gets pissed easily
Beautiful eyes - Ugly face
Seeks knight in shining armour - Husband fucked off with younger woman
New age - Hairy, smelly fanny
Headstrong - Argumentative
Enjoys pubs and clubs - Alcoholic
Curvy - Fat bitch
Cuddly - Very fat bitch
Likes eating out - Lazy cunt
Career woman - Bitch
Professional - Complete bitch
Open minded - Slut
Free spirit - On drugs, fucked up
Passionate - Desperate for a shag
Old fashioned - No blow jobs
ROFL/images/_common/forums/emoticons/' }
Athletic - No tits
30 something - 42
Fun - Annoying
Wild - Gets pissed easily
Beautiful eyes - Ugly face
Seeks knight in shining armour - Husband fucked off with younger woman
New age - Hairy, smelly fanny
Headstrong - Argumentative
Enjoys pubs and clubs - Alcoholic
Curvy - Fat bitch
Cuddly - Very fat bitch
Likes eating out - Lazy cunt
Career woman - Bitch
Professional - Complete bitch
Open minded - Slut
Free spirit - On drugs, fucked up
Passionate - Desperate for a shag
Old fashioned - No blow jobs
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well... Im into cuddling today but I shouldn't tell that I think here...
I miss you CamyYummy! /images/_common/forums/emoticons/' }
Location: Teddy's BBQ Place in Hello Kitty Land on Route 66
Posts: 9,786
View: My profile
Athletic - No tits
30 something - 42
Fun - Annoying
Wild - Gets pissed easily
Beautiful eyes - Ugly face
Seeks knight in shining armour - Husband fucked off with younger woman
New age - Hairy, smelly fanny
Headstrong - Argumentative
Enjoys pubs and clubs - Alcoholic
Curvy - Fat bitch
Cuddly - Very fat bitch
Likes eating out - Lazy cunt
Career woman - Bitch
Professional - Complete bitch
Open minded - Slut
Free spirit - On drugs, fucked up
Passionate - Desperate for a shag
Old fashioned - No blow jobs
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