This Post is inspired by suggs he posted something similar in the vip forums and i thought it would be a good idea to get every one involved we will call it creative writing.
ill start by wrighting a sentence.
then you add to it and we will see what we come up with.

Rules

1) you can wright as much as you like as long as it makes sence and fits in with the story

2) A poster must wait until another person replies before they may post again.


A short man walked into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits (phone numbers). /images/_common/forums/emoticons/' }

Disregard that first sentence ill start again and keep it simple.

A was a man walking down the street when suddenly he came across. /images/_common/forums/emoticons/' }

.....his mother holding by the hand a young men and having in the other hand a huge shopping bag from Victoria' s Secret/images/_common/forums/emoticons/' }

the young man had a big on his face/images/_common/forums/emoticons/' }

he was smiling because he saw a dictionary and was about to school the fuck out of somebody on how to spell! :P/images/_common/forums/emoticons/' }

alas it was a Kyrgyz - Sandawe dictionary, and the only fuck that could be schooled out of the boy was that "farbeh nar murgh" is evidently "tlana [click, click] ute-we [glock, click] nawa". After thoroughly schooling the boy on Sandawe clicking consonants, GinaV/images/_common/forums/emoticons/' }

heard her (or his, whatever) cell phone ring. it was a short man in a drug store phone booth standing on a soda carton calling about.../images/_common/forums/emoticons/' }

... a hole in the padding of his girlfriends Victoria Secrets bra. A hole big enough for him to stick his.../images/_common/forums/emoticons/' }

....Star wars figure through. As he was a big colector of doles and action figurines and liked sticking them in all kinds of holes.... /images/_common/forums/emoticons/' }

...because thats the only kind of "hole action" he could muster, due to the fact that.../images/_common/forums/emoticons/' }

the young man spent most of his time online chatting with fellow Star wars geeks./images/_common/forums/emoticons/' }

And the one that attracted him the most was Princess Leia, he really wanted to play with her..../images/_common/forums/emoticons/' }

Doughnuts. The way they just stuck to either side of her face fascinated him so.../images/_common/forums/emoticons/' }

the young man and the woman were going to the doughnut shop so he could roleplay./images/_common/forums/emoticons/' }

But after he prematurely stuck his action figure in her donut she took out her whip and ordered him to...../images/_common/forums/emoticons/' }

... whip the action figure. This was harder than he had anticipated so he.../images/_common/forums/emoticons/' }

was then attracted by Barbie and Ken besides the Princess ....

Barbie and Ken then spoke and said :

Hi Barbie
Hi Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Jump In...

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you Ken!

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And they drove off towards the horizon leaving our action figure hero alone again with princess Leia who glared at him for not obeying her orders. So she ..../images/_common/forums/emoticons/' }

....So he pulled out his light Sabre and started whiping away at it. His girlfriend saw this and *screamed*..../images/_common/forums/emoticons/' }

Disregard this post as this was ment to be after saphiras post but i was to slow as i got busy and 2 others had already posted /images/_common/forums/emoticons/' }